Saturday, October 31, 2009

Added Goodies Part 17



The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 24

Episode 24: Back from our extended European tour!, technology change up, creepy celebrity guests, traffic jam!, and Alex in the bathroom...a can't miss.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

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The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 23

Episode 23: Flashback to another Ole Timey Tyler and Alex Story, Wacky Work Competition, and What the Beef!? with your Host, Alex.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

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Sleepy Time as written by Alex & Nicole...and Meatloaf

(Sleepy Time)

Every now and then

I get a little bit sleepy

And I need to take a really quick nap

(Sleepy Time)

Every now and then

I get a little bit drowsy

As I start to lay my head on my desk

(Sleepy Time)

Every now and then

I get a little bit nervous

Is the boss going to walk by and see?

(Sleepy Time)

Every now and then

I get a little bit terrified

I might miss my ten o’clock meeting

(Nodding out, closed eyes)

Every now and then I fall asleep

(Nodding out, closed eyes)

(Every now and then he falls asleep)

And I need a nap right now

And I need it more than ever

And if they’d let me close my eyes

I could totally work forever

It would only be a few minutes

I guarantee less than an hour

But they’ll never listen to me

Even though it would increase productivity (productivity)

I don’t know what to do and I can’t keep my head up

I just drooled on my desk and my eyes are half shut.

I really need a nap

Just a really quick nap

Just a really quick nap

Earlier in the day, I was wide awake

But now I really need my rest

Nothing I can say

I need to sleep at my desk

I shouldn’t sleep at my desk

(He is asleep at his desk)

(Shhhhhhhh….)



The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 22

Episode 22: Parking lot showdown, price chopper: the revenge, another round of alex's poor distance prediction skills, and quite possibly the best song we've ever made.

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 21

Episode 21: Buyer beware...but the advice is from a women...so just ignore, Tyler and Alex get off topic yet again, worst bonus ever, and how many emailys does it take to get to the center of a aaronsie roll pop?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

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The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 20

Episode 20: Don't see suckformers 2, why Alex's kid will never have a lemon-aide stand, expensive times in Jersey, how Alex got himself into a JAM (zing!), and weird country eats in Oklahoma.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

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The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 19

Episode 19: This week in Jersey news, Balloon ride!, how Tyler got his douchebag back, it's going to cost how much!? x 2, watch out Orange Juice world cuz Alex is coming for ya, office prank update, free lunch for Tyler!, costly purchases for Alex, and return of the swine flu?

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Added Goodies Part 12








He went walking down the street
With out a hammer in his hand
But this wasn't Champaign/Urbana
We're talking Kansas, Kansas City man

Didn't anybody tell him
Didn't anybody see
You can't be walking in the city
Shot down with no Mercy

Now a long 30 years have past
But the city hasn't changed
The buildings still harbor trash
But who's this, man she looks deranged

She's just walking down the street
With a hammer in her hand
And though she's got a friendly smile
Don't cross her, she is not your friend

Didn't anybody tell him
Why didn't he flee
You can't be walking in the city
Shot down with no mercy

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 18

Episode 18: El Presidente, the long awaited debut of "The Why", top secret conversation, and office pranking 101.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

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The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 17

Episode 17: BOOOOOOOOMBSHELL, screw you swine flu, rapid fire boring Tyler news, less than a foot away from terrible literature, the one thing Alex cannot skimp on, Richard Cheese?...more like Richard Please, and a very confusing moose of the day.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Added Goodies Part 10



The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 16

Episode 16: This Tyler and Alex Life, Sub-par Quiz Time with Alex, and Somebody Blow the Rape Whistle, Safeway just got it good.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Blog?

Look at me... I'm Blogging, I'm Blogging
I think,
Alex

Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 15

Episode 15: A very rare look into the everyday life of Alex and Nicole, 10 lbs. of Alaskan meat, the Pepsi con, slimy lunch meat with Alex, how not to replace a dishwasher, and Alex trying ever so hard at explaining how to listen to this very show.

Added Goodies Part 9

Sunday, April 5, 2009

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 14

Episode 14: The last item first!...SLAP, you've been soaped!...What's new with Em and Aaron?...and the (very) last time I skied.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 13

Episode 13: 1st Annual Tyler vs. Alex Trivia Face Off...now with 10% more Ted!, another intriguing talk with Rita, and in your face Alex...it blew as hard as your VHS collection.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

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The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 12

Episode 12: No more wasting time @ work, hot fuzz in KC, Alex BOUGHT A NEW CAR HOLY SH!T, and how expensive could this really be?

Sunday, March 15, 2009

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Proof of world travels with Alex

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 11

Episode 11: Welcome back, burn it all down I don't care anyone, more like nocano, world travels with Alex, penises and google hand in hand?, and a phone call that derails everything.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

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links:

How to Wipe, Cow Piss Soda, Cocaine Cast, Bullshit Hometown Study, Volcano and that one guy, and the Nicest Criminal ever.

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 10

Episode 10: Outdated movie review, More like SuckBox, Fun articles with Ted!, Jerk of the Year, Words, words, and more words, and a super awesome surprise (in more way than one).

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

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Above: Alex's actual notes for episode 8


The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 8

Episode 8:  Congrats if you make it all the way thru the intro, Bowman's Peak (previously thought to be Bowman's Inferno), McGuyver dream, Tyler takes it hard from his birthday, and the stimulus package finally worked.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Added Goodies Part 4







The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 7

Episode 7: Xmas is here!, defrost your face, tuna eating walrus, a very special price choppin' with Alex, live yogurt tasting, and green apple fox trot.